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   If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
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   Life is just one of those things.
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   Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
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   You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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   The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.~George Carlin
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   I wonder what those flashing red lights mean?
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   As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
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   Everything i need to know i learned in prison
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   The sum of society's intelligence is less than the average of it's individual parts.
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   This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
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   What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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   Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Up My Clothes.
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   Sheep don't fly so much as plummet.
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   100% Irony Free
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   I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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   Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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   Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
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   The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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   God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
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   Iguana: The other green meat.
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   How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
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   Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
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   Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's running a hour early again"
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   My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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   They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the damn lights off.
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