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   Save A Tree, Wipe Your Ass With An Owl!!!
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   When God made you, he was showing off.
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   In the beginning, man created God.~Jethro Tull
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   A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.~Conan O'Brien
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   It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber.
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   After heat killed bad germs, where do they go? Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely then can't go to hell, for the heat would kill them again(?)...
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   If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
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   Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.
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   Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
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   I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??
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   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
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   How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?
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   Ask me about my vow of silence.
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   There once was a time when everyone feared God and the Church reigned supreme... it was called the Dark Ages.
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   Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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   I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
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   Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
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   The Sixth Sense~I am dead but I must still go to work.
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   A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
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   How can there be self-help GROUPS?
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   Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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   If you can read this... I've lost my trailer!
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   Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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   If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.
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   The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.~Tacitus
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