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   All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks.
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   ...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.~Professor Brian Quinn
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   Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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   Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
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   People think that being famous is just about having your picture taken all the time and being rich rich rich, and you know what?... They're absolutely right.~Madonna
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   Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
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   Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
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   Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951.
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   What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?
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   You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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   Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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   Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet?
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   Most people plan to serve God at 11:00 and die at 10:30!
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   When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was suprised, but when Old MacDonald had a FARM, the doctor nearly had a heart attack!
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   Baby on bored
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   I missed you so much I cried a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop loving you!
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   You Say: Looks like we're late. She Says: For what? You Say: For dinner.
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   Carpe diem~Seize the day. Carp in denim~There's a fish in my pants!
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   He who angers you, controls you!
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   The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
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   If you freeze to death and end up in hell... wouldn't you be really comfortable some point along the way?
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   Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
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   What s good for the goose is good for the gander.
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   Be exceedingly humble, for the fate of man is but the worm.
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   He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged
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