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   At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
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   Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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   You smelt it you dealt it.
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   I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?
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   The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at a time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. Since you have arrived sixth in line to RIDE MY ASS today, please take a number and WAIT YOUR TURN!
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   My other auto is a 9MM.
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   It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?~Jules Feiffer
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   You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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   If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence'~Twice!
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   When people deserve your love and support the least, that is when they need it the most.
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   Never practice proctology on a porcupine.
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   Because of the California Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.
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   Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
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   When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
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   Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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   I Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
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   Seen It All, Done It All, Can’t Remember Most Of It
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   Be the labor great or small do it well or not at all.
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   Who gossips to you will gossip of you.
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   I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don't interest me. They have got no charm of novelty.~Oscar Wilde
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   All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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   We now return you to abnormal programming.
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   If our legs were hinged the other way, what would furniture look like?
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   Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?~Jack Nicholson, The Joker in Batman
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