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   A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
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   People who say 'Don't Postpone Joy' are usually in outrageous credit card debt.~Daniel Casey
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   Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
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   I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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   The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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   It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're working with turkies.~Jerry Dey
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   There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
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   Hi. Can I domesticate you?
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   May you live as long as you want~and never want as long as you live.
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   Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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   Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
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   I'd love to live life in the fast lane... unfortunately, I'm married to a speedbump.
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   The horn blows does the driver!
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   Don t cross your bridges until you come to them.
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   The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.~Oscar Wilde
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   Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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   Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
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   Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?
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   Faster than a speeding ticket.
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   It's been Monday all week.
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   Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons because they were created and not born so therefore no umbilical stump to create one?
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   My niece was watching a game of tug-of-war on TV one day and began to look very disturbed, then turned to her mom and said, 'those people sure do need to learn how to share!'
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   If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
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   You have to watch out for yourself, because nobody else is going to. Especially during dodgeball.
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   You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.
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