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   Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.
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   Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
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   A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
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   How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
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   The big thing today is computer dating. If you don't know how to run a computer it really dates you.
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   Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."
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   YOU! Out of the gene pool.
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   Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
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   Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
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   It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen~Dolly Parton
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   Either go to hell or die trying.
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   I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.
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   Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
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   Beliefs are like watches. Each trusts his own, but no two run the same.~The Pope
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   It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
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   Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. -- G.K. Chesterton
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   Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
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   It's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. breakfast.~Coyote Ugly
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   Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
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   We are the people our parents warned us about.
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   The Yo-Yo is very difficult to explain. It was first perfected by the well-known Chinese fighter pilot Yo-Yo Noritake. He also found it difficult to explain, being quite devoid of English.~Sqd leader K.G. Holland, RAF
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   When the pupil is ready, the teacher will come.
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   'The art of free and critical thought is not easily learned. It must be nurtured.'
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   Last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake.
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   This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
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