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   But you hate people!
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   Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
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   This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
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   My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
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   Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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   Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
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   I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
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   If you can read this, I am parked.
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   LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.
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   Honesty is always the best policy... As long as you're not dealing with women.
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   I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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   How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
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   If I told you, you hava a gorgeous figure would you hold it against me.
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   'The common people like to be deceived. Deceived let them be' --Old Roman Saying
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   'Bono, If you still havn't found what your looking for, check behind the drum kit'~Larry Mullen
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   How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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   Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
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   Clean up America. Kill a redneck!
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   Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
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   Do you have a band-aid cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you...
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   Did you ever notice that "What the Hell?" is always a good decision?- Marilyn Monroe
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   How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
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   Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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   Wouldn't it be great if age and gravity did to a penis what it does to boobs? -Bob Jones
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   Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 MPH Are Also Timed For 70 MPH.
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