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   Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny.
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   I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
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   Big fish eat little fish.
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   There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.
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   Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
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   We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
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   Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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   If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
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   He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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   'A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.'
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   Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
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   If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?
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   Graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you.
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   If a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled?
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   Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braille on them.
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   Repetition is always better the second time.
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   Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an ass hole.
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   Who let the dogs out?~Baha Men
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   'It's not easy having a good time even smiling makes my face ache' Frank N. Furter/Tim Curry: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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   If your parents did not have any children, chances are you won't either.
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   If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.~George W. Bush
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   Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.
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   The older you get, the better you get, (unless you're a banana)
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   Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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   The trouble with work is... it's so daily.
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