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All bombs with electronic timing devices are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
cool cute summer sayings about Movie Make God laugh~plan for the future.
sweet sayings by Cute Guy Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.~Paul Rodriguez
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If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
sweet cute summer sayings about Question Titanic is the greatest love story ever?? Rich girl meets poor boy, poor boy draws rich girl, boat sinks, poor boy dies, rich girl lives to 150.
cool quote about Love When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
cute quote on summer Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
cool cute summer sayings about Pickup Lines When all else fails, lower your standards.
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.~Frank Zappa
cute saying about summer Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!
sweet cute summer sayings about Military Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
cool quote about Life If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
cute quote on summer My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
cool cute summer sayings about Battle of the sexes My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.
sweet sayings by me Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!
cute saying about summer May you be in heaven a half hour before the Devil knows your dead.
sweet cute summer sayings about Feel Good Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)
cool quote about Pickup Lines If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
cute quote on summer Money burns a hole in your pocket.
cool cute summer sayings about Cool Cute Quotes Never miss a good chance to shut up.~Will Rogers
sweet sayings by Wonderman You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
cute saying about summer I took the initiative in creating the internet~Al Gore
sweet cute summer sayings about Politics I'm serious
cool quote about it was a joke. If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
cute quote on summer I don't laugh in death's face. I tend to make belittling comments and snigger behind death's back.
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