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   The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
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   It is true that liberty is precious, but is it so precious it must be rationed?
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   Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don t.
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   EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.
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   Oh me oh my. A lovely day is dawning. Oh what a joy I didn't wake up dead. So I can go to school and resume my yawning. And get my sleeping in class instead of in my bed.
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   Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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   I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people~Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
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   If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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   Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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   If you saw with a sawhorse, do you seesaw with a seahorse?
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   My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.
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   Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them.
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   Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion.
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   What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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   Push to test... Release to detonate.
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   I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through...
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   My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.
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   The world around you gets hazy and the only thing you focus on is you and that person. And for that one moment you've been given this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry at the same time because you're so lucky you've found it and so scared that it will go away.
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   Needs must when the devil drives.
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   If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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   Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
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   Wink. I'll do the rest.
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   Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
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   There's a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly.
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   You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  cool flirty saying about Pickup Lines

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