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   My girlfriend died. I was heartbroken, and vowed to remain faithful to her memory. At first I had no difficulty. My distress was so great that I couldn't even contemplate kissing anyone else. But, after a while, another girl started showing an interest. I resisted her advances. 'You're very pretty,' I told her, 'but it's just too soon. I'm sorry.' She wouldn't give up. She kept gently touching me, and fluttering her mascara-coated eyelashes. Eventually I yielded, and fell into her arms. The man asked us to leave. He said our rustling, slurping and giggling was upsetting the other mourners.~Dan Rhodes
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   Every silver lining has a cloud.
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   What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
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   The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
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   You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
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   Clones are people 2
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   Your eyes have touched my soul
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   Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.
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   Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
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   If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
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   You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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   Never lick a self-adhesive stamp.
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   Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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   National Atheist's Day April 1
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   A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.~the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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   Always remember to pillage before you burn.
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   If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send all of 'em?
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   The lover writes a one word poem, "You."
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   Why Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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   You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
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   Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!~Nietzsche
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   Hating hate does not mean you love love.
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   By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.~Albert Camus
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   Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
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   I press charges
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