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   Guests who kill their talk show hosts. On the last Donahue.
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   If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
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   Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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   Peace is our profession, killing is just a hobby.
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   Contempt for the things people choose of their own free will is, at its heart, contempt for free will.~James Lileks (09/21/01)
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   The discus throwers got the best seats at all the crucifixions.~Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
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   Your lucky color has faded.
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   Confession without repentance is just bragging.~Rev. Eugene Bolton
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   A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
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   A gentle stream can split a mountain, given enough time.
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   If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat.
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   The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
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   S.C.A.R.Y. (Southern Citizens Advocating the Relocation of Yankees)
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   Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
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   Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
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   Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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   God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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   The most tragic thing of life is not death, it is to live without living.
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   Lay an egg if that's the best you can do
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   Always drink upstream from the herd.
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   'It only takes a split second to do something you'll regret the whole rest of your life.'~Kevin Costner in The War
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   The Moral Majority is neither.
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   Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
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   Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
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   A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
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