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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?~John Mendoza
cool funny crush quotes about One liner Honk If Anything Falls Off
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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Nostalgia isn t what it used to be.
sweet funny crush quotes about Cool Cute Quotes How do you like your eggs, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
cool quote about Pick-Up Line My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.
cute quote on funny crush If you don't like the weather in St. Louis, wait 15 minutes, it'll change.
cool funny crush quotes about World I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?
sweet sayings by Hitter Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
cute saying about funny crush Don't hate yourself in the morning~sleep till noon.
sweet funny crush quotes about Works Love sees no colour.
cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes 'There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met. Part heaven, part space. Or have I found my place?'~Gonzo in The Muppet Movie
cute quote on funny crush When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."
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sweet sayings by The Master Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
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sweet funny crush quotes about Funny 'Siamese twins don't commit crimes.' (comment during DNA sampling science lesson)
cool quote about Funny I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.
cute quote on funny crush At the end of your rope? Tie a knot and SWING!~Leo Buscaglia, the Hug Doctor
cool funny crush quotes about Advice Love for all, Hatred for none
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cute saying about funny crush Condense soup, not books
sweet funny crush quotes about One liner To err is human, to forgive... unlikely.
cool quote about Truth I've got to get back to work. When I stop rowing, the slaveship just goes in circles.
cute quote on funny crush Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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