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   No matter how many years pass teachers will always use the word obviously, without ever knowing what it means.
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   Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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   Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
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   My first-level Russian professor, whenever the previous class would run too long: 'We must liberate the room in the name of the people.'
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   Study long study wrong.
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   Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright.
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   Got Brains?
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   Harold P. Warren (writer/director/producer) is a fertilizer salesman from El Paso. Coincidence?~from the listing under the trivia section of the IMDB listing for one of the worst movies ever made, 'Manos, the Hands of Fate.'
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   Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there.
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   Does a person ever get sick without being tired?
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   Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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   People in glass houses should always wear clothes.
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   Life is a terminal desiese for which there is no vaccination.
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   What would you get if Snoop Doggy Dog married Whinny the Pooh? Snoop Doggy Dog Pooh!~Cheshire
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   You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
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   The rich earn the smart learn.
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   Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are good.
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   Be Nice To Your Kids
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   If you can read this you're in range.
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   A word to the wise is unnecessary.~La Rouchefoucauld
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   Nothing in life can hurt you except yourself, and of course barbed wire, but thats another story.
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   My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
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   Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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   Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
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   Work is the greatest thing in the world, so save some for tomorrow.
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