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   7 days with out Jesus makes one weak
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   If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...your aiming too high.
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   If beauty is only skin deep, I must be inside out!
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   Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
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   Don't laugh
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   Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
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   If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
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   I don't do mornings.
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   In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. ... There is something fascinating about science, one gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.~Mark Twain
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   People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
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   Burning the midnight oil
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   IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN
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   Finding the one you love is like finding your special song. The more difficult and elusive the song, the more it's cherished and enjoyed.
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   Seen on a fly swatter, 'Pest Doctors~All our patients die. Use this until we get there.'
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   All people smile in the same language.
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   I'm gonna survive or die trying.
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   Is a metaphor like a simile?
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   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup. France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
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   Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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   I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
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   I like feminists~I think they're cute.
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   Do Amish people get one phone call when arrested?
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   You know what? I'm glad I'm not a laboratory animal. Do you have any idea how many of those little bastards get cancer?
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   I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory
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   Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist if they didn't exist.
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