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   Learn from your parents' mistakes~use birth control.
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   Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on!
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   Winston, you are drunk.~Lady Astor
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   Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
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   I'm against ABORTION because I was once a fetus.
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   Caution: I drive like you do!
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   Illiterate? Write For Free Help
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   It's too bad that ignorance isn't painful.
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   Explore Your Ability and Integrity, Challenge Your Fears, And Most Importantly... Share Your Love, Unconditionally
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   Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
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   Raising a child is like baking a cake~by the time you find out it's a disaster, it's too late.
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   Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under Kablaam ?
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   I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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   Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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   My son was opening gifts at his 7th birthday party when he came to one with clothes in it. He opened it up, looked at it, then handed it to me. 'Here, Mom, it's laundry,' he said.
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   My Mother-In-Law keeps asking why we haven't had children. I figure having a husband AND a child would be redundant.
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   The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. -- Robert Cromier
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   I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.
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   Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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   Vote BUSH/CHENEY
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   Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
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   May the forces of evil become lost and confused on the way to your house.
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   Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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   Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
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   If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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