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   Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia
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   I'm objective
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   'You can't just walk out of a drive-in.'~Danny in Grease.
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   Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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   Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
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   Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles
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   A statesman who keeps his ear permanently glued to the ground will have neither elegance of posture nor flexibility of movement.~Abba Eban
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   A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods.
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   The difference between British and Americans is, Americans think a hundred years is a long time, and the British think a hundred miles is a long drive.
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   'Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable, however, I do understand how someone could get excited about playing a basoon.' -Frank Zappa
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   If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
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   'We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.'~South Park : Bigger Longer and Uncut.
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   Why do doctors call what they do practice?
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   I have always wondered why men never or seldom help women work in the kitchen, but when it comes to cooking with a barbecue outdoors, men quickly grab the opportunity. Then it hit me~Men are less evolved.
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   There are two kinds of ships, submarines and targets.~Royal Netherlands Submarine Service
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   You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them until they become afraid and give in.
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   I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me
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   When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
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   Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life.
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   Those who who live in glass houses shouldn t throw stones.
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   The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true.
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   If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.
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   Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger.~John Stewart
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   It has been said that the primary function of schools is to impart enough facts to make children stop asking questions. Some, with whom the schools do not succeed, become scientists.~Knut Schmidt-Nielson
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   You can't fly if you're not happy.
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