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   First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.
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   You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
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   Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.~Winston Churchill
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   CAUTION! I drive like you do!
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   I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Chedum, and Howe.
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   I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
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   If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
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   An onion a day keeps others away.
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   Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.~Corrie TenBoom
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   I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
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   Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without spilling some on yourself.
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   In soccer, pain is temporary... pride is forever!!
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   Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!
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   Stop global whining.
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   That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
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   It doesn't matter what temperature a room is
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   Leave road kill for the next car.
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   Have you bitch slapped an environmentalist today?
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   Remember, Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards, and in high heels.
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   Youth wastes away but immaturity can last a lifetime.
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   Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
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   My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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   how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?
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   I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.~Winston Churchill
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   A friend in need is a friend indeed, But a friend with weed is better.
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