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   Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me.
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   I wonder if you would drive well if that cell phone were up your ass.
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   It begins when you sink into his arms and ends with your arms in the sink.
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   Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
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   Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
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   The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
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   BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
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   Remember, even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room!
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   Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
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   'If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a storm.'
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   Latin Class Rule #6: When the teacher's trying to remember your homework assignment, always shout 'Mangled baby ducks!!!'
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   No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.
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   99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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   How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?~Al Gore, Vanity Fair, Jan, 1999
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   Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
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   Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.
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   Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
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   The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
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   on the friday the 13th/halloween horror flicks those kids are so easy to kill, you could strangle them with a cordless phone
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   A king's castle is his home.
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   Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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   Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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   The more I learn about guys, the more I wish I were gay.
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   You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look Good.~Will Smith (Men In Black)
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   Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
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