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   If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
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   If you can read this the bitch fell off.
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   In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
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   WARNING: mental backup in progress.
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   I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
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   98% of the population is asleep. The other 2% are staring around in complete amazement, abject terror, or both.
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   For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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   All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for enough good men to do nothing.~Edmund Burke
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   It took 40 years to make me look this good.
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   Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
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   Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.
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   How can a black cow eat green grass yet give white milk?
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   I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.~Woody Allen
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   A grade 9 history test question: Give the number of automobiles produced in America during the year of your choice. My answer? 1806: none
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   There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.
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   The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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   Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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   I DON'T DRINK IT DULLS THE DRUGS.
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   There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going.
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   George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.
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   A light purse makes a heavy heart.
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   I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
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   A day without sunshine is like, night.
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   Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
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   Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!
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