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   I do work for food.
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   Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
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   Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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   Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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   If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
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   Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
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   'We the unwilling, led by the unknowing have been doing the difficult with little for so long that we are now ready to tackle the impossible with nothing.' -- Local Fire communications reserve volunteer motto
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   As If
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   Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.
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   I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
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   FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
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   Marriage is much like communism, it works best in theory.
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   Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
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   I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.~Marie Corelli
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   Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
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   Why is it that when you are on the telephone, writing furiously and holding a finger up to tell the person who just came into your office to hold on a second, they ask: Do you have a minute?
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   What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
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   What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
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   Two things that are essential to life is WD 40 and duct tape. If it moves and it isn't supposed to use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to use the WD 40.
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   If Israelites come from Israel, then what come from Paris?
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   It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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   Brevity is the soul of lingerie.~Dorothy Parker
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   Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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   Live dangerously and you live right.
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   I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said~William Buckley, Jr.
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