Free princess quotes and cute sayings
Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
cool princess quotes about Battle of the sexes There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
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You're my treasure custodian cleaning the moon for me, scouring the sky so the stars will shine bright.~Lisa Loeb
sweet princess quotes about Life A chain is no stronger than its weakest link..
cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?~Robert Charles Benchley
cute quote on princess A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, but as soon as you close your hand tightly it slips through your fingers.
cool princess quotes about Love Marriage is an institution. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
sweet sayings by Romantica There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
cute saying about princess The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.
sweet princess quotes about Works I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.~Stephen King
cool quote about Funny Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.
cute quote on princess Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.
cool princess quotes about Cool Sayings Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.~Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
sweet sayings by Pretty Cool I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.~A. Whitney Brown
cute saying about princess The difference between women and men is that women love their children. They know everything about them, including birthdays, allergies, likes and dislikes. Men are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.~Dave Barry
sweet princess quotes about Battle of the sexes Jesus was a guy who wore long hair and sandals, and preached love and peace... my god, Jesus was the first hippie!
cool quote about Religion Well, isn't that special!
cute quote on princess Hi, my name is Milk and I will do your body good
cool princess quotes about Pick-Up Line I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup I don't repeat gossip.
cute saying about princess Take a breath, Al... Inhale.~Vice President Dan Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in Atlanta, 10/13/92
sweet princess quotes about Funny Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
cool quote about One liner Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
cute quote on princess Heav'n has no rage, like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury, like a woman scorned -William Congreve
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