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If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
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Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
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cool quote about Cute Sayings I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.~Kevin Spacey, American Beauty
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sweet sayings by Wonderman But I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My Ass
cute saying about princess If a sheep is called a ram, and a donkey's called an ass, then why is a ram up the ass called a goose?
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