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   I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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   Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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   My son was opening gifts at his 7th birthday party when he came to one with clothes in it. He opened it up, looked at it, then handed it to me. 'Here, Mom, it's laundry,' he said.
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   My Mother-In-Law keeps asking why we haven't had children. I figure having a husband AND a child would be redundant.
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   The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. -- Robert Cromier
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   I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.
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   Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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   Vote BUSH/CHENEY
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   Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
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   May the forces of evil become lost and confused on the way to your house.
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   Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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   Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
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   If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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   Sheesh!
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   Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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   It is better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, than vice versa.
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   On US Rocket Launcher~Aim towards Enemy
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   Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.~Charles Caleb Colton
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   I read a report that said the typical symptoms of stress were eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Who are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
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   For many years I was a self-appointed spectator of snow storms and rain storms, and did my duty faithfully, though I never received one cent for it. -Thoreau
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   How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
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   You know you're getting old when being a little hippie does not have the same meaning as it did in the 60's.
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   A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
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   Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
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   It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?
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