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   Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
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   It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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   Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.
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   There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
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   (lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
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   Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
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   I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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   I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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   Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
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   They say the pen is mightier than the sword. (if you miss a deadline, you'd better bring the sword)
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   Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
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   I think, therefore I'm dangerous
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   Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.~William Coronel
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   Teamwork means: A lot of mindless idiots doing exactly what the boss says!
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   On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers
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   I doubt therefore I might be.
  sweet sayings for myspace about One liner

   I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.
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   Where is this porn?
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   God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to operate one at a time.
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   All men are idiots... I think I married their king.
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   Roget's Thesaurus rules, dominates, regulates, OK, all right, adequately.
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   Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.~Albert Einstein
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   If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
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   Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
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   I'm with the band.
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