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Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's running a hour early again"
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He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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cool quote about Question Santa’s Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses
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