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   'There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met. Part heaven, part space. Or have I found my place?'~Gonzo in The Muppet Movie
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   When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."
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   Man is certainly stark mad: He cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods by the dozens.~Montaigne
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   Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
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   'When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.' -posted on a Tennessee highway
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   'Siamese twins don't commit crimes.' (comment during DNA sampling science lesson)
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   I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.
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   At the end of your rope? Tie a knot and SWING!~Leo Buscaglia, the Hug Doctor
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   Love for all, Hatred for none
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   Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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   Condense soup, not books
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   To err is human, to forgive... unlikely.
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   I've got to get back to work. When I stop rowing, the slaveship just goes in circles.
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   Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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   Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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   What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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   Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
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   My other car sticker is funny.
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   'I'm not sure who he is, but I've heard he's got his hand in a lot of things.'- Kermit The Frog, about Jim Henson.
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   There are millions of less fortunate children who go without food.
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   I'm only here to ANNOY!!
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   Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
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   Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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   The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
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   Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.
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