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   Honk if you are blond.
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   Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
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   After the storm comes the calm.
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   If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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   Are you following Jesus this close?
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   Grab them in the butt and ask, Pardon me, is this seat taken?
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   You are a naughty boy... go to my room!
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   Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
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   Look before you leap.
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   Why did God give beauty queens one more brain cell than horses? So they wouldn't shit on stage.
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   You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
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   It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, but only if no betting is involved.
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   Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine
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   The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
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   It is true that liberty is precious, but is it so precious it must be rationed?
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   Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don t.
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   EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.
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   Oh me oh my. A lovely day is dawning. Oh what a joy I didn't wake up dead. So I can go to school and resume my yawning. And get my sleeping in class instead of in my bed.
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   Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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   I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people~Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
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   If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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   Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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   If you saw with a sawhorse, do you seesaw with a seahorse?
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   My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.
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   Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them.
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