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   Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
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   How to become immortal: Read this signature tomorrow and follow its advice.
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   Have you ever wondered what the other side of your bellybutton looks like? Ewww.
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   Elvis has left the planet.
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   Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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   The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
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   Learn from your parent's mistakes use birth control!
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   Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion.
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   A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
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   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.
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   I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary.~Sliding Doors
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   Apparently, the knight in shining armor who was supposed to sweep me off of my feet got lost in the woods.
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   If a cat has nine lives does that mean the ones that get run over were already on their ninth life?
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   Don't make waves and you won't drown. You won't reach land either...
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   People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
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   Luge: The sport of lying down and trying not to die.
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   I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
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   Honk if I'm Jesus!
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   An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit
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   Can I borrow a quarter? [ What for? ] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
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   Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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   Smile if you want me!.
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   A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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   Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
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   Man: Girl, you are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Man: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name.
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