Free summer quotes and cute sayings
Sad to think that when the letters 'WWF' are mentioned, most of us think of wrestlers, before the World Wildlife Fund...
cool summer quotes about Truth A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.~Gloria Steinem
sweet sayings by Funny Girl We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
cute saying about summer
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
sweet summer quotes about Truth When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
cool quote about Military Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.
cute quote on summer Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
cool summer quotes about Pickup Lines A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
sweet sayings by Funny Guy How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
cute saying about summer The big thing today is computer dating. If you don't know how to run a computer it really dates you.
sweet summer quotes about Age Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."
cool quote about Parenting YOU! Out of the gene pool.
cute quote on summer Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
cool summer quotes about One liner Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
sweet sayings by True Color It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen~Dolly Parton
cute saying about summer Either go to hell or die trying.
sweet summer quotes about Truth I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.
cool quote about Love Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
cute quote on summer Beliefs are like watches. Each trusts his own, but no two run the same.~The Pope
cool summer quotes about Religion It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
sweet sayings by Wiseman Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. -- G.K. Chesterton
cute saying about summer Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
sweet summer quotes about Pickup Lines It's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. breakfast.~Coyote Ugly
cool quote about Movie Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
cute quote on summer We are the people our parents warned us about.
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