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   If you get any closer I'll fart!
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   My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
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   Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.
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   If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.~Benjamin Disraeli
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   Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful
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   Do s and don ts influence wills and won ts.
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   The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
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   You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his.~General Patton
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   Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
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   Give blood~play hockey.
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   There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.~Chinese Proverb.
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   Sure, a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake a whole relationship.
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   Love the horse beneath you.~Cosack saying
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   'The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the ocean searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain any more...so it eats it. It's rather like getting tenure.'~Michael Scriven
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   If you can read this,you were hooked on phonics once...
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   We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart.
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   Don’t Take Life Too Seriously
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   Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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   I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.
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   Don't go to a doctor whose office plants have died.~Erma Bombeck
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   Hi. Are you cute?
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   If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
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   Life is just one of those things.
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   Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
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   You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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